Headhunter.net (Job Details) Your local chapter of The Justice League of America is seeking a Superhero! This job entails:

* Defending the public at large from menaces foreign, domestic, and otherworldly
* Proactively pursuing the identification and dissolution of evil groups, clans, gangs, and societies
* Championing the values of Superherodom and general do-goodery at all times
* Appearances at select trade shows, rallies, monster truck pulls, and corporate events

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